The different versions of me

The romantic me :

" How many time i see you ? ...

Can you count  stars? ....."

And now the geek inside me comes out.
Actually there about 300 billion stars in our galaxy !. Since we don't the except number of times an average sees his girl, I'll make a rough estimate ............ wait wait wait....

Now I see , why I am still single

"TIME TO MURDER YOU GEEK"

Disclamier: I am killing myself and no direspect was intended to high brainy  probability calculating normal people.
No one was harmed during this time period except for my eyes and hands

Peace blah blah! Kill you geeks :p
(Those inside me)

                                                                     SEMOPHOBIA




Defintion:  Semophobia is defined as a persistent fear of a semester  or a situation in which the sufferer may succumb to an arrear , typically disproportional to the actual danger posed. The  semophobia cannot be avoided entirely untill the current  semester is over.(only for the next one to begin)


THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION:
semophobia does not occur when you lazily spend the first 3-4 months of your semester ,the symptoms begin to arise only during the end when you don't know what the hell to do with just 10 days of semester holidays which he or she is half way through .(Here semester holidays refers to study holidays)

SYMPTOMS OF SEMO:

1. A Sudden anxiety when your friend rang up and said that he finished , NOT ONLY FOR THIS SEM BUT ALSO FOR THE UPCOMING'S TOOOOOOO!
2. You questioning yourself whether  you should start now? cause the rest of your class are about finish.
3. While in sleep a sudden thought of your maths paper ! the best horror movie ever                            MATHS 1 SLEEP 0
4. When your friends don't come online .(he is clearly studying ) and you compromise yourself  saying that he is not studying
5. LAST BUT NOT  LEAST ! you start your countdown ! 2 days to go for interstellar ,sorry the semester!!!!!!!!!!!

REMEDIES

Practically if you start studying now at least from now on!

well theoretically i wasted the last 20 minutes for this blog ,but practically i wasted the last three days doing nothing 

                                                                                                                        -Tata nano! cya